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PunkyJesus' Top Ten:

10) The devil is a liar, and liars come from him.

9) By the fruit do you know the tree.

8) Warmongers are filled with the spirit of antichrist.

7) These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me.

6) It's easier for a camel to slip through the eye of a needle than for the rich to be free.

5) If you have to ask WWJD? you wouldn't get it, anyway.

4) There's nothing in the middle of the road but dead skunks and yellow stripes!

3) The truth will make you free; if you ain't free, you ain't in the truth.

2) The rich kill.

1) Never said shit about gay people, justified war, death penalty, or cutting taxes for the rich.

PunkyJesus' cousin, PunkyAmerica: http://www.punkyamerica.com
Jul. 16th, 2006 @ 11:58 pm Gingrinch the Pharisee Enters
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[Matthew 5:9] PunkyJesus had no sooner said, "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they're the REAL children of god," when Gingrinch the Pharisee confronted him with, "Hey PunkyJesus, what about national security? You love everyone so much, especially hookers and welfare queens, don't you want to defend them against evildoers?"

[Matthew 5:21-22] PunkyJesus replied, "You know how they used to say, 'You shouldn't kill; if you do you'll be severely punished?' But I say to you NOW that whoever resents his neighbor will suffer the same judgement, and whoever considers his neighbor less worthy than himself will be thrown out with the trash.

"You say you worship god, but you're having wars with your neighbors. Leave your altars and make peace; then come back and worship."

Gingrinch the Pharisee barked, "PunkyJesus, you talk like a crazy person. This is a dangerous world full of people who hate us, who're out to get us."

[Matthew 5:43-48] PunkyJesus spoke softly, forcing Gingrinch the Pharisee to lean toward him, "You know how they used to say, 'Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I say to you NOW, love your enemy and pray for those who mean you harm, so that you may have true power.

"God's sun rises on the evil as well as the good, and rain falls on righteous and asshole alike. If you love only those who love you, what reward will you earn? Even assholes do that, right? So be perfect in love, like your god in heaven."

Gingrinch the Pharisee recoiled in disgust and stomped off, shaking his head.

"Christ, PunkyJesus, we're not even on the same page!"
Jul. 15th, 2006 @ 11:58 pm The Beatles Were Right; All You Need Is
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...Love, Love, Love.

My disciple John was barely 18 when we first started hanging. He had a whole long life to practice the spiritul thing. When he was old, he said this:

[1 John 4:7-21]
"Let us love one another, for love is from God; and everyone who loves is born of God and knows God. The one who does not love does not know God, for God is love... If we love one another, God resides in us, and his love is perfected in us...
"There is no fear in love. In fact, perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who obsesses about punishment has not been perfected in love... If someone says, 'I love God,' and hates his brother, he is a liar; the one who does not love his brother whom he has seen, cannot love God whom he has not seen."

[1 John 2:9-11]
"The one who says he is in the light and yet hates his brother is in darkness. The one who loves his brother abides in the light, and there is no cause for stumbling in him. But the one who hates his brother is in darkness, and walks in the darkness, and does not know where he is going because the darkness has blinded him."

[1 John 3:14-17]
"We know that we have passed out of death into life, because we love each other. He who does not love abides in death. Everyone who hates his brother is really a murderer...
"But the wealthy ones, who behold their brother in need and close their hearts against him, how does the love of God abide in them?"

Even the bloodthirsty ex-gangster you call St. Paul understood this:

[Romans 13:8-10]
"Owe nothing to anyone except to love one another; for he who loves his neighbor has fulfilled the law. Every commandment is summed up in this saying, 'You shall love your neighbor as yourself.' Love does no wrong to a neighbor; love therefore is the fulfillment of the law."

Word.

Today's lesson: Love gives, fear robs. Give love to your neighbor, and you'll both receive. Give fear, and you'll both lose.
Jul. 14th, 2006 @ 05:58 pm The Spirit of AntiChrist Stalks the Land
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"We will not wait as our enemies gather strength against us. In the world we have entered, the only path to safety is the path of action, and this nation will act." George W, West Point, June 2002

"In this new world, declarations of war serve no purpose. Our enemies must be defeated before they can harm us. I will never declare war, but will take action!" Adolph Hitler, June 1940


It has been said that those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. But I say unto you, all history repeats itself, anyway. Those don't learn from it are just not AWARE that it does so. That being said, here's a little game... guess who made the following statements:

"What no one seemed to notice was the ever widening gap between the government and the people...which became always wider."

"The whole process of this disconnect coming into being was built around diversion."

"The government gave us other dreadful, fundamental things to think about...or, rather, provided an excuse not to think for people who did not want to think anyway."

"The government kept us so busy with continuous changes, accusations and 'crises', and so fascinated by the machinations of the 'national enemies' (without and within) and the government's responses to them, that we had no time to think about these dreadful things that were growing, little by little, all around us."

"Each step away from the idea of personal liberty was so small, so inconsequential, so well explained or, on occasion, 'regretted', that unless one understood what the whole thing was in principle, what all these 'little measures' must some day lead to, one no more saw it developing from day to day than a farmer in his field sees the corn growing."

"Each [government] act is worse than the last, but only a little worse. You wait for the next and the next. You wait for the one great shocking occasion, thinking that other people, when such a shock comes, will join you in resisting somehow."

"You don't want to act, or even talk, alone...you don't want to 'go out of your way to make trouble' or be 'unpatriotic'."

"But the one great shocking occasion, when tens or hundreds or thousands will join with you, never comes..."

"That's the difficulty. The forms are all there, all untouched, all reassuring: marriages, houses, cars, jobs, debts, meal times, visits, concerts, movies, holidays. But the spirit has changed. Now you live in a world of tension, hate and fear."

"People who hate and fear do not even know it themselves; when everyone is transformed, no one is transformed."

"You have accepted things you would not have accepted five years ago, a year ago, things your father and grandfather could never have imagined."

These are all quotes made by former citizens of the Third Reich. See: They Thought...
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"I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The US government will lead the American people, and the West in general, into an unbearable hell and a choking life."
OBL, Mass Murderer October, 2001
Jul. 13th, 2006 @ 11:26 am Woe to You #5! The Book vs the Spirit
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[John 5:39-40]:
"You search the Scriptures because you think that in them you have eternal life... You are unwilling to come to Me so that you may have life."

Woe to you, Christians-In-Name-Only! Bound by your delusion that a Book, not the Spirit-filled heart, is the repository of Truth, you miss the joy-filled and purposeful journey I demonstrated. Instead, you stubbornly follow "divinely inspired" killers, men whose actions contradict the Truth at every turn and generate only chaos and fear.

You are blind to this. In fact, the further from My path you travel, the more intensely your ego argues that you are going the right way. All your frantic searching of the Scriptures, however, cannot assuage your secret terror that you are, in fact, lost.

Woe to you, Christians-In-Name-Only! You are confusing the vehicle with the journey, the map with the destination, and will thus arrive nowhere in the end.
Jul. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:31 pm What Does Perfection Mean?
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[Matthew 5:48]
"Be perfect, therefore, as your Father in Heaven is perfect."

Today's lesson: The term you translate as 'perfect' would be more accurately rendered in English as 'whole'. You who have eyes to see, see: I am very clear about the path to wholeness, or 'perfection'.

Remove all barriers to your love, and honor all life. In doing so, you will not only be walking with God (and with Me); you will be taking on Our characteristic perfection as well.
Jul. 1st, 2006 @ 01:53 pm Could the Rapture Happen Soon, Please?
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[Matthew 7:21-29]
"Not everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the Kingdom of Heaven, but (s)he who does the will of My Father in heaven. Many will say to me on their day of reckoning, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many miracles?'

"And then I will declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from me, YOU EVILDOERS!"


PunkyJesus sez: "Let us bow our heads and fervently pray that if the Creator is really going to rapture the so-called Christians en masse (I certainly never said so, and Father hasn't mentioned anything about it to me), He please, please, pleeeease do so ASAP, before they totally trash this place!"
Apr. 13th, 2005 @ 06:09 am anti-Christians Hate the Born, Love the UnBorn
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Woe unto you, anti-Christians! You love the unborn fetus but hate the born child. You fight to protect the unborn, but steal food, clothing and goodness from the born.

Woe unto you, anti-Christians! To save the unborn, you strip born women of choice, then consign the born to choiceless poverty.

Woe unto you, anti-Christians! If the unborn is harmed by a doctor, you punish, even kill, the doctor; if the born causes harm, you deny forgiveness and punish and kill the born.

Woe unto you, anti-Christians! You deny the born sexual protection, but shame those subsequently trapped by the unborn.

PunkyJesus Sez: STILL IN PROGESS 7/25/06

Woe unto you, anti-Christians! You market poison to your children by exploiting basest instincts; you stuff your children with bad food, and too much of it; you decry public immorality and violence, but spend the most resources (by a wide margin) consuming the vilest media; you blame others for what you call a decline in values, but you yourselves have the highest divorce rates, the most domestic violence, unwanted pregnancies and teen suicides, and spend more income on violent media than anyone on Earth.

Woe unto you, anti-Christians! Children you wouldn't allow into a drunk driver's car you send off to kill or be killed with a party and a proud clap on the back- and for 'leaders' who would never send their own to war

Woe unto you, anti-Christians! You carpet bomb countries FULL of children while declaring a culture of life

I said, "By the fruit do you know the tree." Woe unto you, American anti-Christians, for I have tasted the fruit of your tree, fertilized with the blood of children, and it tastes like hate.

PunkyJesus Sez: "Whoever has ears to hear, let them hear! If anyone cause the least among these to go astray, it would be better for him that a millstone be tied around his neck, and he be drowned in the depths of the sea."
Apr. 9th, 2005 @ 09:18 pm WAY More Energy to Maintain a Lie
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"Everyone who hears these words of Mine, and acts on them, may be compared to a wise man who built his house on the rock... And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew and slammed against that house; and {yet} it did not fall, for it had been founded on the rock.

"Everyone who hears these words of Mine, and does NOT act on them, will be like a foolish man who built his house on the sand. The rain fell, and the floods came, the winds blew and slammed against that house and it fell- and great was its fall."

Build your house on what you know to be real. Lies, being unreal, exist only in imagination (and are thus bound by the physics of the abstract). They shift and move constantly, morphing from one thing to another, always requiring more energy to maintain than simple, scientific Truth. In the end, what is real will stand, and what does not really exist will fall in a mighty silent crash.
Apr. 5th, 2005 @ 09:50 pm Killers
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Woe to you, Christians-In-Name-Only! I have told you the Truth in terms you could understand. How much clearer I could be?

I said (in your bible, John 5:24): "Whoever listens to the words I say, and honors the one who sent me, has already been saved and is not judged; they have already passed from death to life."

Over and over again I told the same message, and I even summed it all up for you: Love God (Good) with all of your heart, soul and mind, and love others as you love yourself. Could I have said this more simply? Which part of my declaration do you not understand?

I did NOT say (ever): "Whoever honors ME will be saved."
I did NOT say (ever): "Whoever honors the Bible will be saved."
I did NOT say (ever): "Whoever honors Moses (a killer), Joshua (a killer), David (a killer), Paul (a killer), et al, will be saved."
I did NOT say: "Whoever honors the corrupt Jerry Falwell, or the thief Pat Robertson, or the Evil One (killer) will be saved."

I have told you the Truth in terms you could understand. I implore you: listen to MY words- not the words of killers- and honor the Creator. I never told you to hate your enemies. I never told you to harm those who wish you ill, or rob the poor to worship the rich. I never told you to despise homosexuality. I never told you that violence or deception was justified, ever, or that winning was the only thing. All these are untruths expressed by men who came before and after me, men who did not have me in their hearts.

Like the killers who did me in, you Christians-In-Name-Only have become loveless and cold, hollow-shelled
children of your dark Father. Like a seed thrown onto stoney ground, the Truth cannot take root in your
hearts. You are so hardened by fear that you no longer recognize me; your creativity is extinguished, and you have little left to offer the world but cruelty.

Woe to you, Christians-In-Name-Only! It is you who are damned.
Mar. 6th, 2005 @ 06:03 pm God and Money
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[Matthew 6:24] "No one can serve two masters, for either they will hate the one and love the other, or they will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money."

If I have to explain this to you, you're already doomed.
Mar. 5th, 2005 @ 04:21 pm Live vs evil
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Is it a coincidence that, in your language, love and live are nearly the same word? Or that the reverse of 'live' is 'evil'?

As the Evil One boasts about bringing evil-doers to justice, he sows death and destruction- the reverse of life, of love. In Iraq alone, more innocents have died by Amerikkka's hands than Hussein's. Where's the love?

This one honors me with his lips, but his heart is far from me.

"By the fruit do you know the tree." PunkyJesus, 30 AD.
Mar. 4th, 2005 @ 03:24 am Who Said This? The Spirit of AntiChrist, redux
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Who said this, Georgieboy or Adolph Hitler (answers at end)?

1. "God does not make cowardly nations free."

2. "I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty... I am fighting for the work of the Lord."

3. "Once the mercy of God shined on us, but we were not worthy of His mercy. Providence withdrew its protection and our people fell... In this deep misery we again learned to pray." [close, but not Jerry Falwell]

4. "Our prayer is: Lord God, let us never hesitate, let us never play the coward, let us never forget the duty which we have taken upon us."

5. "I would like to thank the Almighty for choosing me, of all people, to be allowed to wage this battle..."

6. "We seek peace. We strive for peace. And sometimes peace must be defended."

7. "Lord, grant to our people peace at home, and grant and preserve to them peace from foreign enemies!"

8. "Secular schools can never be tolerated because such a school has no religious instruction, and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith."

9. "We must turn...away from the anti-Christian, smug individualism of the past, from the egotism and stupid hypocrisy of personal arrogance..."

10. "We must educate the youth in particular in the spirit of those of Christ's words that we must interpret anew: love one another; be considerate of your fellow man; remember that each one of you is not alone a creature of God, but that you are all brothers!"

11. "The youth will, with loathing and contempt, abandon those hypocrites who have Christ on their lips but the devil in their hearts."

12. "But there is something else I believe, that there is a God... And this God again has blessed our efforts..."

13. "You workers represent the most noble of slogans known to us: 'God helps those who help themselves!'"

14. "And so long as we are loyal, honest, and ready to fight, so long as we believe in our great work and do not capitulate, we shall also in the future have the blessing of God."

15. "My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter... I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice... As a Christian I have also a duty to my own people."

16. "If positive Christianity means love of one's neighbor, i.e. the tending of the sick, the clothing of the poor, the feeding of the hungry, the giving of drink to those who are thirsty, then it is we who are the more positive Christians.

17. "We, therefore, go our way into the future with the deepest belief in God. Would all we have achieved been possible had God not helped us? I know that the fruits of human labor are hard-won and transitory if they are not blessed by the All-Powerful. Work such as ours, which has received the blessings of the Almighty, can never again be undone by mere mortals."

18. "We have been conducting a fearless campaign against that...which is threatening our entire nation, our culture, our art, and our public morals."

19. "We have made an end of denials of God and the tearing down of religion."

The answer: George hat gesagt # sechs [highlight and copy the answer, then Translate Here - after selecting 'German to English']

"Even the Devil can appear as an Angel of Light"
Mar. 3rd, 2005 @ 02:35 pm The Spirit of AntiChrist
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Did I not reveal the path to happiness thousands of years ago?
Did I not, in my sermon on the hill, repeatedly emphasize "Happy are you who..."?
Did I not stress the power of gentleness and love, of caring for all living things?
Did I not promise peace to those who seek it?
Did I not warn of the misery that results from obsession with the material?
Did I not condemn warmongers, greedmeisters and judgmentalists?

But the Spirit of AntiChrist is moving over the land, spreading the threefold delusion that happiness is freedom from fear, safety lies in violence, and truth resides in deception.

"These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me." PunkyJesus, 29 A.D.
Mar. 2nd, 2005 @ 03:27 pm Happiness is the Cutting Edge of Evolution
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Happiness isn't luck. I choose to be happy, or not. I know this is true because I've been despairing in many of my luckiest moments, and ecstatic during dunkings in life's shitstream.

Happiness isn't luck. Happiness is a decision. That I know this, and am in a position to choose- that's luck. I'm a lucky PunkyJesus. Today, I'm happy about that.

Not all humans are so lucky as to be able to choose happiness. Exploited by predators of all stripes, and crushed or deprived by natural forces, many can barely manage survival-of-the-fittest mode. And yet, even the most unfortunate sometimes discover the happiness secret- causing the lucky ones (who are often miserable) to marvel.

Happiness is the cutting edge of evolution, the highest and most subtle end of natural selection. Because I am so lucky as to know this, I must choose happiness whenever I can, and work tirelessly to increase the luck of all people, so that they too can make the choice. Then will I truly have come again.
Mar. 1st, 2005 @ 05:20 pm Woe to You, Liberal Ostriches!
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Woe to You, Liberal Ostriches! You let comfort cloud your judgement and blind you to signs of danger. Secure in your softness and too certain of your rightness, you tolerate lies in the name of fair discourse and thus forget where you stand.

Woe to You, Liberal Ostriches! The Evil One knows for a fact what you have yet to suspect- that there are no 'degrees' of corruption, and that your leaders can never be better or holier men and women than yourselves. It is upon your shoulders, not theirs, that the future happiness of the human race rests; the Enemy of Freedom works tirelessly to distract you from this truth, and succeeds.

But how could it be otherwise? You cannot see the truth clearly because you are full of lies yourself. Made in the image of corporate co-parents, brought from child to adult within a cocoon of deception, your bodies, minds, and all your possessions reflect the will of those who have raised you (most of whom never had your best interests at heart).

You blame your leaders for their failures, but you are the ones I invested with real power- another truth the Evil One hides from you. You mistake electioneering for activism; charity for rescue of the poverty-stricken. Huddled closely with similar others, you hide from real social responsibility. You confuse the quest for gratification with discipline, convenience with peace of mind, the occasional well-chosen vote with the discharging of your social debt.

Woe to You, Liberal Ostriches! You don't learn from the past (or even examine it), nor do you investigate the history or character of your appointed defenders. You gather information from liars, and dismiss as crackpots and conspiracy nuts those who would awaken you to uncomfortable propositions. You don't recognize the deception all around you because you are conditioned to it. In your brave new world, words are deeds; accusations become facts; image equals substance. Your advocates mouth noble and sincere-sounding platitudes, which their actions render hollow and false. But how could it be otherwise? You have allowed black to become white, and the upside-down-and-backward to be called upright and true.

The ultimate irony? Your own champions now abandon you. They denounce the true heroes among you, pushing ever closer to the Enemy in the guise of returning Truth to power! They adopt the tactics of the Evil One in a futile attempt to beat Him at His own game, and you don't see that by doing so they become Him. The joke is on you, Liberal Ostriches! By co-opting the strategies with which the Evil One has already defeated you, you continue to defeat yourselves, and leave yourselves defenseless and alone.

Woe to You, Liberal Ostriches! You suffer yet another great loss, and respond by pushing your heads even deeper into the sand.

See the Liberal Ostrich
Feb. 28th, 2005 @ 03:48 am A Liar, and the Father of It
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When asked how his Social Security plan would stay solvent for the long haul, the Evil one replied:

"Because the- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be- or closer delivered to what has been promised.

"Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the- like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate- the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those- if that growth is affected, it will help on the red."
Feb. 27th, 2005 @ 03:25 am God With Us
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Soldiers of Nazi Germany's Wehrmacht (professional army corp) wore belt buckles inscribed with the phrase: "Gott mit uns", which translates as "God is with us".

"...Members of the new government would preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built up. They regard Christianity as the foundation of our national morality and the family as the basis of our national life."
Adolph Hitler, in his first radio address to the German people, 72 years ago today.
Feb. 2nd, 2005 @ 04:33 pm The Truth Will Make You Free!
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Be of good cheer, liberal hand-wringers, all is not as you fear!

Even if W really did win the election fair and square, and the 30,000-ish (and counting) officially reported irregularities were merely logistical anomalies;
even if potential millions of Americans were not denied their votes due to such logistical anomalies;
even if all the swing-state pro-Kerry exit polls were wrong and the pro-Jesus exit polls in the same states were right;
even if there were no more Democratic votes mislaid or lost than the ones we know about;
even if the DLC is correct to assert that "There's nothin' to see here, folks, move along";
even if all above is true and everything is exactly as we're being told it is-
there is still good news to be told. Consider:

W won the popular vote by no more than 2.7%- the smallest 2nd-term winning
percentage ever recorded. The others, for comparison?

F.D.Roosevelt: 24.3%, 1936
LBJ: 23.2%, 1964
Nixon: 23.2%, 1972
T.Roosevelt: 18.8%, 1904
Reagan: 18.2%, 1984
Jackson: 16.8%, 1832
Eisenhower: 15.4%, 1956
Grant: 11.8%, 1872
Lincoln: 10.1%, 1864
Clinton: 8.5%, 1996
McKinley: 6.2%, 1900
Truman: 4.4%, 1948
Cleveland: 3.1%, 1892
Wilson: 3.1%, 1916

In addition, W won by only 34 Electoral votes, 53% of the total- the second smallest share ever; since 1804, second-term Presidents have won an average 79% of the Electoral vote.

The best news of all, however, is that W probably did not really win the election fair and square. And as always in the case of the Bush Gang, numerous 'coincidences' favor them and disfavor their opponents- every time. Those who sift through all available data and subsequent analysis, I am certain, can reach only conclusion- this election was unethically manipulated at best and outright stolen at worst (remember that a tiny percentage is all that's needed to 'win').

Unfortunately, cheating almost always trumps hard work in the short run; cheating AND hard work is an almost unbeatable combination. But truth cannot be denied: "Whoever perseveres till the end will be saved." Joy to the world!